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Don’t look at me… I AM HIDEOUS!

Do you remember that scene in Poltergeist where that man is in the bathroom and he is vigorously washing his face. At one point he stops and looks in the mirror and notices that his skin is coming off and soon he starts pulling his face off in sheets.

My face is peeling from a sunburn right now and so it is peeling off in sheets and this morning I was walking around with flaky face and no one told me. I ate breakfast with Maksim and even he didn’t say anthing to me and later I went into the bathroom and I stared at the freakish hideous visage before me and I nearly buckled from shock and dismay.

So if you see me, AVERT YOUR EYES CAUSE I AM HIDEOUS!!!

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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