Johnny Depp... On the joys of parenting

"When kids hit age one, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk you have to hold on to them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."


Michael Jackson

"I'm not being a braggadocio or anything like that- but you know you are on top when they start throwing arrows at you. Even Jesus was crucified. People who bring light into the world, from Mahatma Ghandi to Martin Luther King, to Jesus Christ, even myself. "


Arnold Schwarzenegger... After his visit to Iraq

"I have not seen that much oil since the last time I oiled up for the Mr. Universe contest. "

(These quotes compliments of Nikki Elliot and Us Magazine)