Reason #35 For your birthday, I will write you…

Reason #35

For your birthday, I will write you a poem, or sing you a song, paint you a painting, or cook your favorite meal, or take you dancing, or make you laugh, by writing you a corny poem, and then I will read it to you while you are eating a meal, and then we could go dancing, or whatever you want to do will always be fine with me, as long as it don’t involve midgets. I am so jealous of midgets, they are so hot right now…

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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